I didn’t know I needed this until now
Buffy: “You named your hammer “Meow-Meow?”
Ah, this makes my day.
the avengers | zombie apocalypse au
Six strangers, each with their own skill set and skeletons in their respective closets, are brought together by chance when the dead rise from their graves and the world goes to hell in a handbasket.
I REALLY WANT THIS
AU.- Buffy, Dean and Sam come back from Purgatory. When they go meet Faith, they find out she is in a coma due to a deal she and Sam made to enter in Purgatory.
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Avengers AU: Sometimes the Bad Guys Win - End Game [archive]
Steve Rogers is dead, taking his Soldier with him. Leaving Natasha to gather in the loose ends. To set this new world on the right course.
He’s left her Jessica and Bobbi and Peter. Natasha doesn’t feel fear, she doesn’t know if it was the Red Room or the Captain who took it from her, but she feels better with them behind her. The best of the Captain’s team. All masters of their own art.
She watches the people on the screens in front of her, feeds coming in from all over the world. People going about their every day life with a new edge of wariness. They’ll go home to spouses and lovers and family and they’ll understand. The wariness will fade from their eyes for a little bit and they’ll realize how special each little moment is. They’ll be alive and they’ll know it.
She looks away jealous of these people who will never truly understand the gift they’ve been given.
Bobbi is waiting in the door way and with a jerk of her head, beckons Natasha away from the monitors and Natasha goes. Letting the world run itself for a little bit.
“You know Coulson’s going to kill us both, right?”
“If we get suspended from duty, I’m going to strap you to my couch and make you watch The Golden Girls re-runs with me”
“Is there any way I can take back the comment about you being my friend?”
“Nope. Too late, Hawkass! You’re in this for the long haul now.”
The Avengers | F.R.I.E.N.D.S AU
(idea by Jess)So no one told you avenging was gonna be this way…
AU Meme - The Avengers as a professional cheaters, liars, murderers and high society people.
The mad space wanderer who seemed to dwell in a blue box; he was nothing more than a fairytale among the children of Asgard. They knew him as a good-hearted but fearsome figure: “Go to bed, or the mad space wanderer will find you and take you away in his blue box!” Some children dreamed of being whisked away, some were terrified. Thor had been neither of this, because he, unlike them, had actually met the space wanderer.
“Doctor,” he said his name to himself with a smile. As he stood at the edge of the Bifrost, looking out at the stars, he spied the blue box hovering harmlessly some distance away. He wished that he could follow the Doctor to wherever he went; the wanderer had told him of so many places, so many impossible adventures, enough to fuel the imaginations of a young boy and made him long to have those adventures themselves.
“In time, young ones,” the Doctor had told him with a laugh. “You’ll have those adventures, no doubt. Earth and everything in between. In the future. And you will have the best and most loyal of friends.” He had grinned at both him and Loki, but Thor was too young at that time to notice the faltered grin when it had come to his brother. “Yes… in time. Don’t you worry.”
The blue box was nearly out of sight now. Thor knew that if he called out to him, the Doctor would answer, but he let him pass. He wasn’t a boy anymore now. He was the heir to the throne of Asgard. He had his responsibilities. But he would never stop believing in him, the mad space wanderer.