Please let this be the right place. If it’s not…not caring right now. No, it’s right. I know it is. And this is the best homecoming ever. And I shouldn’t knock it. 



do you know what the chaos theory is?

we’ll be arguing for a long time.
yeah? what makes you say that?
‘cause eventually we get married.

i used to have such hope that, sooner or later, it would work out. and i’ve come to realize, that part of the reason i’ve felt like that lately…was because of one girl. because she was so bright, so cheery and funny and somehow she was always secure in the knowledge that things were going to work out. because she knew stuff.

—a little older than you might remember…
a little? you have…hips! and…y’know…things.
thanks for noticing

with her, for the first time in ages, i feel at peace with myself.

misery loves company

when your dupe proposed to me—
that wasn’t—
real, i know. it’s just…when he did…it was the first time in over a year that i was…happy.

no more secrets between us, i swear.