Where can I watch the part of Kate Walsh of The Roast of Charlie Sheen?
You know it’s funny, I’ve never met William shatner? And I’m very much looking forward to meeting Shatner.
Charlie, you’re a monster. Every minute of your life looks like the first two minutes of Law & Order: SVU.
Admittedly Charlie gets a little confused sometimes. He’s the only guy who pulls a knife on a woman who’s already willing to fuck him.
I was recently in a celebrity auction, where I sold one of my kidney stones for 75,000 dollars. Do you understand what I’ve done? I synthesized uric acid and calcium inside by body and turned it into a house for habitat for humanity. Who’s the warlock now, bitch?
I know you’re worried about your complexion but you have to stop letting Mike Tyson come all over your face.
It’s amazing, despise all those years of abusing your longs, your kidneys, you liver… the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.
The only difference between you and the hooker Charlie Sheen locked in the closet is that the hooker eventually came out.