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Marea. Argentina. 29.
Design enthusiast, pop culture major. I RP a lot... Seriously

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Nikki Sixx works a shift at Vintage Vinyl in Ford, New Jersey, to promote the release of Sixx:A.M.’s Modern Vintage. (x)

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

thewayrainfalls:

Dear Jason, we need to see you with the band again…

thewayrainfalls:

Dear Jason, we need to see you with the band again…

cupcakelogic:

Thank you to my friend for telling me this joke

#omg #lol

no this is not appropriate but no i am not sorry

Merlin Cast Fest  ► Angel Coulby Week
Day Seven: Creator’s Choice
Angel Coulby & Katie McGrath talk to SFX

"I should take care of my hemorrhoids in that case. There’s gonna be a lot of people in my private regions.”

Rob and the interviewer read Rob’s future in melt tint.

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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#lol

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

this is the most beautiful thing

jetpackexhaust:

itswalky:

doronjosama:

This gate-keeping bullshit on nerd girls is ridiculous, I am glad she trolled him! Thanks for playing, rando nerd dude, but you clearly don’t deserve to talk to an awesome nerdy girl. GTFO!

(PS, I can name dozens of anime that I’ve seen that aren’t on Netflix or Hulu. Also can name dozens that are less than 24 episodes. Plus, been playing vidya since the Atari 2600. Don’t test people’s nerd cred, it’s shitty behavior.)

could that guy on the left have any more of a punchable face

is it even possible

"Memorizing irrelevant bullshit like number of episodes is a vital part of being a true fan, because goddamn did I have to search a long time to find anything I could claim as a useful skill, and now all I have to do is convince every woman in the world and THEN I shall be popular!”

Luckily I’ve found five subicosatetradecaganol series for him:

5. Legend of the Last Details

One man is pulled into an alternate dimension where the laws of physics have been replaced by advanced knowledge of the production details of recent cartoon series. He must pilot a giant mech to defend the planet by constantly reciting the nationalities of voice actors.

4. Perfect Girl Experiment 404

A coming of age romantic comedy, following the sweet traditional courtship ritual of the man asking increasingly obscure trivia questions to make sure the girl is up to his ultimate (unproven, and untested) standard. But he doesn’t know that she’s a military prototype with a chip in her head - she’s just googling all the answers, and posting everything he says for everyone to laugh at!

3. True Fan Guardian Omega

On a forgotten colony, hordes of shapeshifting aliens are trying to pass through the GamerGate to infiltrate Earth society. Only one hero can stop them!

2. OKCupid! One More Time!

This one’s mainly checking an inbox and sobbing.

1.  Cry, Cry, Manbaby-kun!

A young otaku is having trouble dealing with women, until a magical android fairy appears and just keeps punching him until he packs that shit in.

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